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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jon<\/span><\/h5>\n

“I did all the right things. They were just wrong.”
\n“I should get ALL the tickets.”
\n“I only deleted it once!”
\n“Stupid Jon.”
\n“Give me all the Panasonic tickets.”
\n“I could do better, I just choose not to.”
\n“So I might need those diapers.”
\n“I go there to buy balls, because mine are in Mel’s purse.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean<\/span><\/h5>\n

“I think I’m doing all the right things.”
\n“Yes. It’s me. I’m the problem.”
\n“I’m not smart enough apparently.”
\n“I’m just dumb. That is all.”
\n“OK sure, blame me.”
\n“Oh OK, I’m an idiot.”
\n“Yeah, that was me. I did that.”
\n“I just can’t type.”
\n“The internet isn’t new.”
\n“I’m a little slow.”
\n“I am not helpful.”
\n“I’m dumb.”
\n“I just don’t care anymore.”
\n“I’m a dumbass.”
\n“Fuck the change request.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Travis<\/span><\/h5>\n

“I am not a clever man.”
\n“I can’t help it if I am stupid.”
\n“Time flies when you’re an idiot I guess.”
\n“They’re both good. One is just broken.”
\n“Sometimes things work fine until it fails.”
\n“I started down that path but gave up when it got hard.”
\n“…instead of sitting on Sean’s knee like I normally do.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kyle<\/span><\/h5>\n

“Blame Bill :)”
\n“It’s Bill. Chances are most things are his fault.”
\n“What’s the worst that could happen?”
\n“Jon and Bill’s fault, perfect.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Scott<\/span><\/h5>\n

“Even I know that and I’m a Domino Admin.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Jon “I did all the right things. They were just wrong.” “I should get ALL the tickets.” “I only deleted it once!” “Stupid Jon.” “Give me all the Panasonic tickets.” “I could do better, I just choose not to.” “So I might need those diapers.” “I go there to buy balls, because mine are … <\/p>\n

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