{"id":6,"date":"2017-03-23T11:32:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-23T15:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?page_id=6"},"modified":"2017-04-19T13:50:24","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T19:50:24","slug":"the-list","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?page_id=6","title":{"rendered":"The List"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The price of beer is going up.<\/li>\n<li>I have a headache.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s still not nice outside.<\/li>\n<li>Tasks\/Unread Journals don&#8217;t work properly in UAT.<\/li>\n<li>The Donald aka The Supreme Cheetoh.<\/li>\n<li>Symantec not knowing how to do their job.<\/li>\n<li>No more STC.<\/li>\n<li>TSX isn&#8217;t going up.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s windy out.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s cloudy today.<\/li>\n<li>IP changed for website.<\/li>\n<li>My back hurts.<\/li>\n<li>CAD-USD conversion rate is terrible.<\/li>\n<li>We have to use Lotus Notes.<\/li>\n<li>Climate Change.<\/li>\n<li>HP doesn&#8217;t understand basic service.<\/li>\n<li>HP has no idea how to run a business.<\/li>\n<li>HP &#8220;technicians&#8221; don&#8217;t know how their own devices work.<\/li>\n<li>Mad Catz filed for bankruptcy.<\/li>\n<li>ePO agent isn&#8217;t working on Windows 10.<\/li>\n<li>This floor is very warm.<\/li>\n<li>Tiger doesn&#8217;t know how to not hurt himself golfing.<\/li>\n<li>Tony Romo is going to retire.<\/li>\n<li>45K of lettuce taken in Hamilton.<\/li>\n<li>The weather is too lousy for golf.<\/li>\n<li>I had to revert my VM.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The price of beer is going up. I have a headache. It&#8217;s still not nice outside. Tasks\/Unread Journals don&#8217;t work properly in UAT. The Donald aka The Supreme Cheetoh. Symantec not knowing how to do their job. No more STC. TSX isn&#8217;t going up. It&#8217;s windy out. It&#8217;s cloudy today. IP changed for website. My &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?page_id=6\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The List&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":717,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6\/revisions\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}