{"id":787,"date":"2017-08-17T09:37:58","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T15:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2017-10-13T09:44:00","modified_gmt":"2017-10-13T15:44:00","slug":"i-miss-mel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"I miss Mel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First off I would like to say I really killed that skill testing &#8220;are you a robot question&#8221; #nailedit #madmathskills&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Any way, its all Jon&#8217;s fault that Mel is sick today. I miss her. Now who the hell am I going to go the gym with? This is the worst day ever. I can&#8217;t believe he would give her a cold in August. I mean who does that? It&#8217;s just plain rude.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for nothing Jon!<br \/>\nPS. You are the worst!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off I would like to say I really killed that skill testing &#8220;are you a robot question&#8221; #nailedit #madmathskills&#8230; Any way, its all Jon&#8217;s fault that Mel is sick today. I miss her. Now who the hell am I going to go the gym with? This is the worst day ever. I can&#8217;t believe &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/?p=787\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I miss Mel&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,30],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jon-sucks","category-jon-fault","tag-huh-post-tags-what"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jonsfault.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}