Because everything is Jon's fault
During my ball tournament gale force winds came up and snapped one of my tent poles. I was forced multiple times to run inside the tent and prop it back up.
When the gale force winds subsided and I inspected the damage, one section of the tent pole exploded into a thousand splinters
#JonsFault
Everyone was signed up for Gas Monitor Training……….Jon’s Fault
You suck at golf.
You somehow managed to break Cherwell hyperlinks on iOS while getting drunk at the golf course. Way to multi-task.
Flight was deleyed/canceld
Bad Jon
Our change took way too long because of you…
WTF Jon
Mel left the room and Washington scored in OT.
Team is now out but the future looks pretty good, can’t say that about the Canadiens!
While walking to Tim’s for coffee, Jon’s lawyer friend with the “NT GILT” plate almost ran us over as we were crossing the street… He may have been aiming for Barry specifically but I can’t be sure. Dammit Jon!
Nazem Kadri is an epic world class Douche with the temperament of a two year old. Thanks Jon….
Way not to update an install procedure that is used for 1 person in the company! #jonsfault
