You somehow managed to break Cherwell hyperlinks on iOS while getting drunk at the golf course. Way to multi-task.
EDM and WAS Lost!!!!
What did the world do you to that we deserve to lose to Terry in the bracket challenge?
Damnit Jon! 😡🖕🏽
Sick Jon
Jon went home sick so I have to do his work. What a douche.
Damnit Jon
Flight was deleyed/canceld
Bad Jon
WTF Jon
Our change took way too long because of you…
WTF Jon
Mel’s Fault!
Mel left the room and Washington scored in OT.
Team is now out but the future looks pretty good, can’t say that about the Canadiens!
The Leafs are starting to play like you’d expect
Stupid Jon
Way not to update an install procedure that is used for 1 person in the company! #jonsfault
I’m sad
The Leafs won again. Thanks, Jon.
Olympic Hockey Is Now Terrible
No NHLers at the Olympics? Talk about horrible hockey.
Thanks a lot, Jon.