My nose keeps going missing #jonsfault
Cornavirus
- Jon was winning his fantasy NHL league
- World says no to that
- Cornavirus released
- No more NHL season
- Jon can no longer win his fantasy NHL league
Damnit Jon
Jon Broke Melanie’s Laptop
Melanie’s new laptop is already broken. There are finger prints all over the screen too. I don’t have time for this nonsense. #jonsfault #washyourhands
Jon Knocked Up His Wife
Jon got Mel pregnant….way to mess up the comfortable DINK life Jon!
Bala’s username was wrong
Jon didn’t tell me all the places Bala’s username was wrong the first time so I had to change things 3 times. Dammit Jon you where on the Service Desk once….You should know these things.
Cheap Ass Jon
Jon won’t buy Jorgesfault.com so we can start blaming everything on him instead of Jon.
Gotta remember to follow the steps
Jon called me with a problem and luckily I had my steps ready.
1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) Fix problem Jon created
4) Post to jonsfault.com
After talking with Jon I needed to revise my steps:
1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) If problem
Fix Problem Jon Created
else
Talk to Jon – determine “problem” fixed itself
4) Post to jonsfault.com
Stupid Jon
Craven
Travis didnt make it to any country shows at Craven until Sunday. Thanks Jon.
Spring Snow
It snowed on the first day of spring….golf looks so far away. Thanks Jon.