Gotta remember to follow the steps

Jon called me with a problem and luckily I had my steps ready.
1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) Fix problem Jon created
4) Post to jonsfault.com

After talking with Jon I needed to revise my steps:

1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) If problem
Fix Problem Jon Created
else
Talk to Jon – determine “problem” fixed itself
4) Post to jonsfault.com