Sigh, why you do this
Jon broke all of the things
On a Friday afternoon no less.
Nose gone missing
My nose keeps going missing #jonsfault
Jon let Tyson mess up the computer numbers
Now Jon is very angry. Way to make yourself mad Jon.
Docks are bad
We finally get docks and they suck.
Thanks a lot Jon
Bala’s username was wrong
Jon didn’t tell me all the places Bala’s username was wrong the first time so I had to change things 3 times. Dammit Jon you where on the Service Desk once….You should know these things.
Cheap Ass Jon
Jon won’t buy Jorgesfault.com so we can start blaming everything on him instead of Jon.
Gotta remember to follow the steps
Jon called me with a problem and luckily I had my steps ready.
1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) Fix problem Jon created
4) Post to jonsfault.com
After talking with Jon I needed to revise my steps:
1) Blame Jon
2) Blame Jon more
3) If problem
Fix Problem Jon Created
else
Talk to Jon – determine “problem” fixed itself
4) Post to jonsfault.com
Stupid Jon
Network outage
Jon let Bill bring down the network because he wasn’t on this floor to watch over him.