Asked how long a project task might take, Jon said “Oh, three days is LOTS”. That was weeks ago… If only he’d watched that 6 minute “how to” video on YouTube. Way to go, Jon.
Because everything is Jon's fault
Because everything is Jon's fault
Asked how long a project task might take, Jon said “Oh, three days is LOTS”. That was weeks ago… If only he’d watched that 6 minute “how to” video on YouTube. Way to go, Jon.
Typical Jon
SQL Server database requirements:
The following table lists the Microsoft SQL Server versions that are supported for the MBAM Server features, which include the Recovery Database, Compliance and Audit Database, and the Reports feature. The required versions apply to the Stand-alone or the Configuration Manager Integration topologies.+
SQL Server version Edition Service pack System architecture
Microsoft SQL Server 2016 Standard, Enterprise, or Datacenter SP1 64-bit
Microsoft SQL Server 2014 Standard, Enterprise, or Datacenter SP1, SP2 64-bit
Microsoft SQL Server 2012 Standard, Enterprise, or Datacenter SP3 64-bit
Microsoft SQL Server 2008 R2 Standard or Enterprise SP3 64-bit
I’m sorry for listening to Microsoft… it was really, really stupid of me. And then I’m sorry for giving my requirements to the DBA’s and them saying that it’s not a problem… then have them say that we don’t have that, can’t this work instead when we were ready to implement.
Also, the video is 1 hour and 6 minutes long
Now my feeling is hurt. Fuck you guys, I’m going home!
aka “wah wah wah”